So you came...
{ ...I hope you're ready for this. }
...this is England's house, and therefore, whatever he says goes. Maybe you came here by accident, or maybe you didn't. What matters is that it's his house you're in, and you better do as he says.

Unless you came to see Prussia, in which case, I advise you hide one of the following from his sight if you carry said items. A) Panda bears, plush or otherwise. B) Swords and rifles and other things. This goes for England too, by the way. C) Your favourite musical instrument, be it guitar, violin, bagpipes or piano. D) Yourself, if you unluckily happen to be an Austria.

//This is a joint England/Prussia blog where the former has to put up with the latter because of certain issues. May be NSFW at times--you have been warned. I will try to credit any pictures I use.

Background is by Munashichi.//

I participated in Literall WIII.
Alfred: "The people of Salem believed themselves to be on the frontier of the last stronghold of Satan."
Alfred: "In other words..."
Iggy: "Burn the lot of them."
Alfred: "...my ass was the last stronghold of Satan."
Alfred: "And that is why I have a smokin hot booty."
Iggy: "...Alfred-"
Alfred: //ALFRED NO
Iggy: "Why-"
  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

Anonymous said:
allamericancaptain, fortroughs

allamericancaptain:

Definitely one of my favourite Americas, period. I adore the muse and the mun just plays him brilliantly and—

(Actually had to tone down the fangirliness of this)

fortroughs:

…how do I—where do I even start—I love this character, I basically still think the mun is my senpai—

—and I’ma shut up before I run outta time—

send me a tumblr user’s url and I’ll tell you what I think of them

otakufujoshifangirl:

OMG MAYBE IM JUST REALLY LATE BUT LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WERENT ANY REAL PICTURES OF HIMA

NOW THERE IS ONE
OMG

HIMAPAPA YOU ARE SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
 

YOU ACTUALLY DO RESEMBLE YOUR SELF PORTRAIT IF YOU LOOK AT THE DETAILS

I’d care if ANYONE committed suicide.

fortroughs:

formerly-pirated-faeries:

England being England, keeps forgetting he’s dealing with a child. Or keeps forgetting how to deal with a child, at any rate. He picks the other up carelessly and stares at him. “What the hell’s wrong with you?” 

Peter flinches again, letting himself go limp as the other wrestles against him. Shutting his eyes and covering his face with his hands, he shakes his head and bites down hard on his lip. “Mister Kirkland, please let me go, I—please, sir—”

"…" England plops him down and scowls down at him. "Honestly, sometimes you really can be a pain…"

i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor and fat to prove it

gracethelostgirl:

the-story-with-no-ending:

This is a beautiful post.

someone threw a glass of water in my eyes.